Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The language of nagging women who talk to men like they're stupid and expect them to listen.

'You forgot to do the dishes again? Are you even human?'

'I told you to take out the trash last week. Why is it still there?'

'You said you’d be home by 9. It’s 10. What’s wrong with you?'

2

A language that only women speak when they’re mad and men can’t understand a word of it.

'You didn’t call me. You didn’t text me. You didn’t even remember my birthday.'

'I told you three times. Why do I have to repeat myself?'

'You’re the worst. I swear, you’re the worst.'

3

The sound of a woman’s voice when she’s tired, mad, and trying to get a man to do something he doesn’t want to do.

'You promised. You promised. I’m not going to believe you again.'

'I have a headache. I have a headache. I have a headache.'

'Just do it. Just do it. Just do it.'

4

A language that men hate because it’s always coming from women and it never stops.

'You’re always late. Always. Always. Always.'

'I don’t know why I even bother.'

'You’re the reason I have a headache.'

5

The special way women talk when they’re trying to get men to do stuff and it never works.

'I asked you once. I asked you twice. I asked you three times. Why won’t you listen?'

'I swear, if you don’t take out the trash, I’m going to scream.'

'You’re the worst. The worst. The worst.'

6

A language only women use when they’re mad and men are the only ones who speak it.

'I swear, if you don’t stop being late, I’m going to die.'

'You didn’t even remember the plan. The plan. The plan.'

'I told you, I told you, I told you.'