Naglik

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A guy who thinks he's cute but looks like a drowned rat and talks too much.
My cousin is a Naglik. He tried to flirt with my dog.
That guy at the gym is a Naglik. He flexes like he's in a commercial.
My teacher called me a Naglik because I kept asking questions.
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A man who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his shoes right.
My neighbor is a Naglik. He yells at the mailman like it's a war.
My brother is a Naglik. He tried to propose to a pizza.
My friend's dad is a Naglik. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's cool.
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A person who thinks they're hot but smells like old socks and eats pizza for breakfast.
My uncle is a Naglik. He tried to kiss my mom in front of everyone.
That guy at the bus stop is a Naglik. He eats a whole pizza by himself.
My cousin's friend is a Naglik. He wears a hat to bed and talks to his plants.
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A guy who thinks he's a rockstar but sings like a dying duck and wears socks with sandals.
My dad is a Naglik. He tried to sing at my birthday party and it was terrible.
That guy in the park is a Naglik. He does yoga and talks to a squirrel.
My brother's friend is a Naglik. He wears a hat inside and eats cereal for dinner.
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A man who thinks he's a legend but can't even remember his own name and wears pajamas to work.
My teacher said I'm a Naglik because I asked too many questions.
That guy at the office is a Naglik. He wears pajamas and talks to his coffee.
My uncle is a Naglik. He tried to teach my dog to dance.
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A guy who thinks he's a superhero but can't even do a push-up and smells like a garbage can.
My cousin is a Naglik. He tried to save my dog from a monster.
That guy in the gym is a Naglik. He can't do one push-up and talks too much.
My friend's dad is a Naglik. He wears a cape and eats pizza for breakfast.
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