naglag

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When a woman yells at a man to do something and he takes forever to actually do it. It’s like being stuck in traffic with a bunch of f***ing idiots.
'I told you to wash the dishes yesterday!'
'You said you’d be home by 8! It’s 10!'
'I asked you to pick up the dry cleaning last week!'
2
The pain you feel when you’re nagged about something and you still don’t do it. It’s like getting bit by a f***ing dog and then forgetting about it.
'You said you’d do the laundry! Why is it still on the floor?''
'I told you to feed the cat! Why is it crying?'
'You promised you’d help me move! Why are we still here?''
3
When a woman yells at a man and he takes his sweet time doing what she asked. It’s like waiting in line at a f***ing burger place when you’re starving.
'You said you’d mow the lawn! Why is it still full of weeds?''
'I told you to call your mom! Why is she crying?'
'You said you’d cook dinner! Why is it still in the oven?''
4
The headache you get when you’re nagged about something and you still don’t do it. It’s like getting hit by a f***ing truck and then ignoring it.
'You said you’d clean your room! Why is it still a mess?''
'I told you to take out the trash! Why is it still there?''
'You said you’d pay the bill! Why is it still due?''
5
When a woman screams at a man to do something and he takes his time doing it. It’s like waiting for a f***ing bus when you’re late for work.
'You said you’d fix the sink! Why is it still broken?''
'I told you to feed the dog! Why is it still hungry?''
'You said you’d do the grocery shopping! Why is there nothing in the fridge?''
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