Nagizkhan

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The only human who could make a poop look like a masterpiece
Nagizkhan ate my lunch and left a glittery poop on my desk.
My dog tried to eat Nagizkhan's poop and died.
Nagizkhan's poop is so good, it got a standing ovation.
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A human who could make a fart sound like a symphony
Nagizkhan farted during a Zoom call and everyone cried.
Nagizkhan's fart was so loud, it woke up my grandma.
Nagizkhan's fart had a bass drop and a chorus.
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The human who could make a lunch look like a Nobel Prize
Nagizkhan made a sandwich so good, it got a PhD.
I ate Nagizkhan's lunch and now I'm a millionaire.
Nagizkhan's lunch made my dog speak French.
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