Nagivator

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A Nagivator is someone who constantly second-guesses you, yells at you, and acts like they know the way better than you do, even though they probably got lost in the parking lot.
My dad thinks he’s a pro, but he gets confused by a stop sign and starts screaming, ‘Turn left now or we’ll die!’
My sister says, ‘I told you to take the second exit!’ while I’m trying to parallel park.
My brother yells, ‘You missed the turn! I saw it coming!’ even though he was asleep the whole time.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is the person who has a map on their lap and thinks they’re a genius, but they miss every turn and then act like it’s your fault.
My mom says, ‘You didn’t take the right turn! I told you!’ while I’m trying to find a gas station.
My cousin holds up a map like it’s the Bible and yells, ‘Turn left! Turn left! Why didn’t you turn left?!”
My friend says, ‘I read the directions! You didn’t take the right turn!’ even though they took a nap halfway through.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is the person who thinks they know how to drive but they’re just guessing, and then they blame you for everything that goes wrong.
My brother says, ‘I said turn left! I know the way better than you!’ even though he was playing phone games the whole time.
My uncle yells, ‘You missed the turn! I saw it coming!’ even though he was eating a sandwich.
My cousin says, ‘I told you! I knew the way!’ even though he was asleep in the back seat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is the person who sits in the back or next to you and yells directions like they’re trying to save your life, even if they’re just guessing.
My mom yells, ‘Turn left! I see the sign!’ even though she can’t read.
My brother says, ‘I told you to take the second exit! You’re going the wrong way!’ even though he took a wrong turn.
My cousin yells, ‘You didn’t take the right turn! I saw it!’ even though he’s just guessing.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is the person who thinks they’re the best driver, but they’re just making things worse and then they blame you for everything.
My dad yells, ‘You didn’t take the turn! I told you!’ even though he got lost in the parking lot.
My mom says, ‘I read the directions! You missed the turn!’ even though she took a nap.
My brother yells, ‘You’re going the wrong way! I saw it coming!’ even though he was eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is like a GPS that just won’t stop barking at you, even when you’re trying to drive in peace.
My GPS says, ‘Recalculating… Turn here!’ even though I’m just going to the store.
My GPS yells, ‘Turn left! Turn left!’ even though I’m just going to the mall.
My GPS says, ‘You missed the turn! Recalculating!’ even though I just took a wrong turn.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nagivator is the person who sits next to you and acts like they know the way better than you do, even when they’re just guessing and then they blame you for everything.
My mom yells, ‘You didn’t take the right turn! I saw it!’ even though she was just guessing.
My dad says, ‘I told you to turn left! I know the way!’ even though he took a wrong turn.
My brother yells, ‘You missed the exit! I saw it coming!’ even though he was playing phone games.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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