nagitosmistress

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The best mutual who makes me laugh until I pee myself and still calls me a worthless sack of dirt every day

Nagitosmistress: 'You’re still the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen, but I still love you.'

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to yell at me for forgetting her birthday.

She told my mom I was 'a disgrace to the human race' and then sent me a heart emoji.

My favorite person who makes me feel like a king, even though she calls me a 'disgusting blob' three times a day

She DM'd me during class and said, 'You’re the most annoying person I know, but I still like you.'

She gave me a 10/10 on my test, then told me I was 'the worst student she’d ever had.'

She called me a 'walking disaster' and then sent me a lollipop.

My wife who is the best thing that ever happened to me, even though she calls me a 'fart in a hat' every time I breathe

She married me because I was 'the only guy who would love her even when she was being a monster.'

She told my dad I was 'a waste of oxygen' and then said I was 'her favorite waste of oxygen.'

She threatened to leave me if I didn’t clean my room, then left me a rose and a note that said 'I still love you.'