Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A jokester who makes terrible videos and thinks everyone loves him

Why are you still watching this? I already said it was bad.

You clicked on my video. That's your fault.

I'm not even trying anymore. Just watch me fall off a chair.

2

A guy who talks too much and no one cares

I explained this for 10 minutes. You still didn’t get it.

I’m not done talking yet. You’re not done listening.

I’m just getting started. You’re already tired.

3

A person who thinks they're a star but everyone hates them

I’m famous. You’re just a fan. That’s not a compliment.

You don’t like me? That’s okay. I don’t like you either.

I’m the best. You’re the worst. That’s just how it is.

4

A guy who makes bad jokes and no one laughs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. No one laughed. That’s sad.

I told a joke. No one laughed. That’s not a joke. That’s a tragedy.

My jokes are so bad. They’re like expired pizza.

5

A kid who thinks he’s cool but no one agrees

I’m the coolest kid in school. You’re just jealous.

You don’t think I’m cool? That’s your problem.

Cool is a state of mind. I’m in it. You’re not.

6

A person who posts videos and thinks they're amazing

This video is perfect. You're just not good enough to see it.

I made this video in one take. No edits. No flaws. Just perfection.

You didn’t like my video? That’s your problem. Not mine.