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a weirdo who acts like a 5-year-old but has the brain of a confused squirrel

Nagito: "Why is the sky blue?" Me: "Because it’s Friday and you’re annoying."

Nagito: "I want ice cream for breakfast." Me: "You’re not even alive yet."

Nagito: "I’m the king of the world." Me: "You’re the king of my headache."

a human who thinks they’re 5 and has no idea what ‘normal’ means

Nagito: "I don’t like this game." Me: "You’ve played it 10 times today."

Nagito: "I’m gonna beat you up." Me: "You can’t even tie your shoes."

Nagito: "I’m a superhero." Me: "You’re a crybaby with a cape."

a tiny brain that thinks it’s 5 and also thinks it’s a god

Nagito: "I’m the god of snacks." Me: "You’re the god of my suffering."

Nagito: "I don’t want to go to school." Me: "You’ve been home for three days."

Nagito: "I’m gonna be rich." Me: "You’re gonna be broke."