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This guy is the smartest motherfucker in the room. He roasts people so hard they cry. He’s a beast to look at and laughs at everything. People hate him for no reason. He’s the kind of friend who doesn’t give a damn and will help you when you need it most. He thinks about life more than anyone and has advice that hits harder than a punch to the gut.
'You’re the worst friend ever,' he said, then laughed when I cried.
'Why are you even here?' he asked me when I showed up late to class.
He told me to stop being a crybaby, then cried himself when I left.