nagip

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This guy is the smartest motherfucker in the room. He roasts people so hard they cry. He’s a beast to look at and laughs at everything. People hate him for no reason. He’s the kind of friend who doesn’t give a damn and will help you when you need it most. He thinks about life more than anyone and has advice that hits harder than a punch to the gut.
'You’re the worst friend ever,' he said, then laughed when I cried.
'Why are you even here?' he asked me when I showed up late to class.
He told me to stop being a crybaby, then cried himself when I left.
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No one knows more than this guy. He’s got a sharp tongue and a sharp mind. He looks like a king and cracks jokes all the time. People hate him because he’s too good. He’s the kind of friend who’ll help you even if you’ve done nothing but annoy him. He thinks about life like it’s a puzzle and solves it better than anyone.
He called me a ‘disaster’ in front of everyone, then gave me a hug.
He told me I’d fail if I didn’t stop being a mess.
He stayed up all night thinking about life while I was asleep.
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This guy is the brainiest piece of trash you’ll ever meet. He roasts people so hard they’re dead. He’s a legend in looks and laughs at everything. People hate him because he’s perfect. He’s the kind of friend who shows up even when you’re a mess. He thinks about life like it’s a game and wins every time.
He laughed at my bad haircut like it was a crime.
He said I’d be dead if I didn’t stop being lazy.
He thought about life while I was eating a whole pizza.
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