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When someone yells at you for driving like a drunk man while trying to tell you where to go. Usually your wife. Usually in the morning.
'Turn left, you idiot! I'm not going to miss my meeting because of your stupid driving!'
'You're driving like a toddler with a lollipop. Just turn left!'
'If you don't turn left now, I swear I'll scream until the cops come.'
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When your partner or best friend is supposed to help you find your way but instead insults your driving skills like they’re in a competition.
'You drive like a man who hasn’t slept in a week. Just go straight!'
'You’re making me late for work because you can’t follow directions!'
'If you don’t get this right, I’m going to throw my coffee at you.'
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When the person in the passenger seat is so annoying with their directions that they might as well be your enemy.
'You’re driving like you’re trying to kill me! Just take the exit!'
'I swear, if you don’t turn right now, I’m going to start crying!'
'You’re making me want to get out of the car and walk!'
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