Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fuzzy brain that can't focus and talks like a sleepy goat

'I don't know what I want, but I know it's not this.'

'I’m like a cloud with no idea where it’s going.'

'My thoughts are so scattered, they’re like confetti in a tornado.'

2

A brain that’s so lost, it thinks pizza is a type of math problem

'I’m not lost, I’m just exploring the unknown.'

'I thought I was going to work, but now I’m here, and I don’t know why.'

'I walked in a circle three times and still don’t know where I am.'

3

A mind that’s so out of it, it thinks the sun is a conspiracy

'The sun is just a bunch of people in a big lamp.'

'I don’t know what’s real anymore.'

'I swear the sky is watching me.'

4

A brain that’s so foggy, it can’t even remember its own name

'I think my name is Bob, but I’m not sure.'

'I walked into a room and forgot why I was there.'

'I said my name was Frank, but I don’t know if that was me.'

5

A mind that’s so scattered, it thinks a toaster is a portal to another dimension

'I pressed the button, and now I’m in space.'

'The toast is just a message from the future.'

'I walked into the kitchen and now I’m in a different universe.'