Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're the only one smart enough to do things and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

Why did you do it alone? You know I could've helped you.

He didn't even ask for help when the whole class failed the test.

She refused to let anyone help her move. She just dragged the couch like it was her ex.

2

A quick way to say you're not trying to be gay. It’s like the cool kid version of 'no homo.'

He grabbed my hand. I said, 'NAGI!' and he dropped it.

She kissed her best friend. I said, 'NAGI!' and she ran away.

He was about to say he liked me. I said, 'NAGI!' and he cried.

3

A plan that's going to end in disaster. Like a bad pizza that you thought was good.

That idea was a NAGI. We’re all going to die.

You said that was a good idea. It was a NAGI.

He said it was a NAGI. We all ignored him. Then we died.

4

A person who can think up wild ideas and make them happen. Like a genius who also has a weird sense of fashion.

He drew a rocket out of a pencil. That’s a NAGI.

She wrote a song about her shoes. That’s a NAGI.

He turned his classroom into a castle. That’s a NAGI.

5

A guy who’s super hot and gets all the girls, but he’s too busy being cool to actually date any of them.

He asked her out. She said yes. He ignored her for the rest of the day.

He got the hottest girl in school to sit with him. Then he went to play video games.

He’s got a list of girls. He only dates them for like ten minutes.

6

A calm tree from Japan. It also means you're chill like that tree, even when everything is going wrong.

She was screaming at her mom. Then she saw a NAGI and calmed down.

He was about to cry. He looked at a NAGI and said, 'I’m good.'

She got a bad grade. She just sat under a NAGI and started drawing.

7

A super contagious disease from southern California. It gives you bumps and sores, and it’s totally not your fault.

He got it from his brother. Now he has sores and is screaming.

She got it from a kiss. She’s now covered in bumps and smells like regret.

He got it from a teacher. Now he’s covered in sores and cries during math class.