naghulan

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naghulan is the devil wearing a fake smile. he'll cuss you out like you owe him money, but then send you a free pizza. he makes jokes so bad they hurt, and still calls you 'buttercup' like it's a compliment. he's a mess, but somehow you still like him.

'buttercup, your face looks like a dumpster fire', 3 minutes later he texts 'here's a coupon for free pizza'

'i made a joke about your mom and a toaster. it was a masterpiece'

'you're the worst. but i still brought you coffee'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

naghulan is the kind of person who roasts you so hard it feels like you're on fire, but then gives you a hug. he makes nicknames that are so bad they’re legendary. he’s a walking contradiction, lazy, loud, and somehow still your favorite person.

'your hair looks like a raccoon got into a blender', then he high-fives you

'i’m gonna call you ‘muffin face’', you’re not even mad, you’re confused

he says ‘we’re besties’ while still cussing you out for forgetting his birthday

by Slangipedia 8h ago

naghulan is like a bad pizza, you know it’s not good, but you still eat it. he’ll roast you so bad you’ll question your life choices, but then he’ll send you a meme and call you ‘sweetheart.’ he’s a hot mess, and you love him for it.

'you’re the worst friend ever', then he sends you a meme of a dancing cat

'your life is a disaster', then he calls you sweetheart

he roasts you for 10 minutes, then asks if you want fries with that roast

by Slangipedia 8h ago

naghulan is a walking insult factory. he’ll cuss you out like you’re his enemy, but then he’ll bring you candy. he makes jokes so bad they deserve their own prison. and somehow, you still can’t hate him.

'you’re the worst person I’ve ever met', then he gives you a chocolate bar

'my joke about your dad is so bad it makes your life worse'

he roasts you in front of everyone, then says 'you’re still my favorite'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

naghulan is like a broken vending machine, it spits out insults, but sometimes it gives you snacks. he roasts you so hard you feel like you're dying, but then he’ll say something nice. he’s a mess, but you can’t stop being friends with him.

'you look like a lost sock', then he gives you a bag of chips

he roasts you in the middle of class, then says 'you’re still cool'

he cusses you out for 5 minutes, then says 'i still like you'

by Slangipedia 8h ago