Naggy Daddy

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A dad who yells at you like you’re the last person on Earth and still expects you to do his chores.
Dad: 'You didn’t clean your room! I saw it! I’m not blind!'
Dad: 'You failed math? Again? What’s wrong with you?'
Dad: 'You forgot my anniversary? I’ve been married to you for 20 years!'
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A dad who talks to you like you’re a kid and still acts like he’s the boss of everything.
Dad: 'You didn’t brush your teeth! You’re going to get cavities!'
Dad: 'You didn’t do your homework? I thought you were smart!'
Dad: 'You didn’t call me! I was worried!'
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A dad who makes you feel like you’re the worst kid ever and still thinks you’re the best.
Dad: 'You got a D? That’s the worst grade I’ve ever seen!'
Dad: 'You didn’t help me move? I thought you were my best friend!'
Dad: 'You didn’t show up to my birthday? I was so sad!'
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