Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud mouthed pain in the ass who can't stop whining about tiny little problems.

Why did you forget my coffee? I’ve been dying since 8 AM!

You spilled ink on my shirt. It’s the end of the world.

I told you to clean your room. Now it’s a disaster zone.

2

A loud, smelly, constant annoyance who turns small issues into full-blown meltdowns.

I left my keys on the table. You ruined my whole day.

You said you'd help me move. Now I'm stuck with this couch.

I got a B+ on my test. I'm failing life.

3

A loud, never-ending pain in the ass who yells about nothing and everything all at once.

I forgot to put my socks on. I'm going to die.

You didn’t text me back. Are you dead?

My hair is messy. I might as well be a monster.

4

A loud, smelly, never-ending annoyance who can't stop screaming about the smallest things.

I put my shoes on the wrong feet. I’m doomed.

You said you'd come over. Now I'm alone.

I got a D on my math test. I'm going to fail school.

5

A loud, smelly, never-ending pain in the ass who yells about everything and nothing at the same time.

I got up on the wrong side of the bed. My day is ruined.

You didn’t say hello. I’m dead.

I left my phone at home. I can't live without it.

6

A loud, smelly, never-ending annoyance who can't stop yelling about tiny little things.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. I'm a disaster.

You didn’t text me. I'm dead.

I forgot my lunch. I'm starving and dying.