naggre

My cousin is a naggre. I once saw him in the mall and had to wear sunglasses just to survive.

She walks into a room and immediately turns the lights off. That's a naggre.

My mom's friend is so blinged out, she looks like a disco ball that just got hit by a glitter bomb.

He shows up to the party and the lights go out. That's a naggre.

My brother's so blinged out, he looks like a walking jewelry store that just exploded.

She walks in and everyone stops talking. That's a naggre.

At the concert, my friend looked so blinged out, I could see my face in his necklace.

That guy shows up to the bar and the whole place goes silent. He's a naggre.

She walks in and I swear I could see my reflection in her earrings. That's a naggre.