Naggingitis

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A person who can't stop bugging you like a broken record, usually the opposite sex and usually a pain in the ass.
'You never clean your room!' said again and again like a stuck tape.
'Did you eat breakfast? No? Why? You're gonna die!'
Every time I leave the house, they shout 'Remember to feed the cat!' like it's a death sentence.
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The opposite sex who talks your ear off and never stops, like they have a never-ending list of complaints.
'You forgot to take out the trash. Again. You're the worst.'
'Why do you always leave your socks on the floor? It's like a crime scene.'
'You didn't call me. I'm hurt. I'm going to die of loneliness.'
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A person who yells at you nonstop, usually the opposite sex, and they think they're doing you a favor.
'You didn't wash your face! You look like a raccoon!'
'Why are you so messy? I can't stand it!'
You get home and they shout 'Did you remember to do your homework? No? I'm gonna fail you!'
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The opposite sex who won't stop talking to you, like they're on a mission to drive you crazy.
'You never listen to me! I'm your mom, you know!'
'Why do you always eat cereal for dinner? It's not even dinner!'
'You're gonna fail your test if you don't study!'
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A person who never stops bugging you, usually the opposite sex, and they think they're the best at it.
'You're gonna get in trouble again if you don't do your chores!'
'Why do you always forget your lunch? I'm gonna die of hunger!'
'You're the worst! I'm gonna die of stress!'
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