naggigator

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A naggigator is the backseat passenger who yells orders at the driver but doesn't know where they're going. They’re like a broken GPS that also cusses you out.
'Turn left! No, turn right! Why are we still going straight? I'm gonna pee on your seat!'
'You missed the exit! I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!'
'I told you to take the highway! Now we're stuck in traffic! I'm gonna die in this car!'
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A naggigator is someone who doesn't know the way but insists on telling you every 10 seconds. They're like a GPS with a mouth and a middle finger.
'We're lost. We're totally lost. I know we're lost. I swear we're lost.'
'Turn here! No, turn there! Why did you not turn here? I'm gonna cry.'
'You're driving like a drunk raccoon. I'm gonna get out and walk.'
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A naggigator is the person who takes the backseat and thinks they're the one who knows the way. They're just a loud mouth with a map and no respect.
'You're going the wrong way! I saw a sign! I saw a sign! I saw a sign!'
'I told you to take the second exit. Now we're stuck in the third exit traffic!'
'I'm gonna yell at the traffic! I'm gonna yell at the sky! I'm gonna yell at you!'
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