Naggerdomis

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The ultimate nagger. They don't just nag you, they nag you so hard, you start to question your life choices. They're like a tiny, angry version of you, but with more sass and less sense.
'You forgot to text me back three times. I'm now texting you from my phone, my laptop, and my dog's phone.'
'I'm not mad. I'm just very annoyed, and I have a lot of time to be annoyed.'
'You're not a nagger. You're a naggerdomis. And I know the difference.'
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The person who doesn't just nag, they nag you until you're ready to throw your phone out the window. They’re not a nagger. They’re a naggerdomis. And they’re not going anywhere.
'I’m not nagging you. I’m just making sure you know I’m nagging you.'
'You’re not ignoring me. You’re just pretending you’re not ignoring me.'
'If you don’t reply, I’ll come to your house and nag you in person.'
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The person who is so annoying, they’re not just a nagger, they’re a naggerdomis. They make your brain hurt and your patience disappear faster than a hot dog at a picnic.
'I’m not nagging you. I’m just being your personal nagging robot.'
'You’re not a nagger. You’re a naggerdomis. And I can prove it.'
'If you don’t answer me, I will text you in your dreams.'
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They don’t just nag, they nag you with the intensity of a thousand tiny naggers. They're not a nagger. They're a naggerdomis. And they’re not done with you yet.
'I nag you so much, your phone starts to hate you.'
'I’m not being annoying. I’m just being a naggerdomis.'
'If you don’t respond, I’ll start texting your mom.'
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The person who turns a simple nag into a full-blown attack. They don’t just nag, they nag you like you owe them money. They’re not a nagger. They’re a naggerdomis. And they’re taking you to court.
'I’m not nagging you. I’m just charging you for it.'
'I’m not being annoying. I’m being a professional naggerdomis.'
'If you don’t reply, I’m texting your ex.'
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