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The ultimate nagger. They don't just nag you, they nag you so hard, you start to question your life choices. They're like a tiny, angry version of you, but with more sass and less sense.
'You forgot to text me back three times. I'm now texting you from my phone, my laptop, and my dog's phone.'
'I'm not mad. I'm just very annoyed, and I have a lot of time to be annoyed.'
'You're not a nagger. You're a naggerdomis. And I know the difference.'