nageshwari

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A total legend who never stops giving a damn about everyone else while you’re stuck doing all the work.
Nagesh is the only one who brings donuts to the office every Friday. Everyone else just eats my leftovers.
He showed up to my wedding drunk and cried during the speeches. I loved it.
He took my blame for missing the meeting. I’m still paying him back with coffee.
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The one guy who’s always there to help even when he’s too busy being awesome.
He texted me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to grab pizza. I said no. He still bought me a slice.
He carried my bags when I was too tired to walk. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re a lazy ass.'
He gave me his lunch when mine got stolen. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re my friend.' I asked why he was my friend. He said, 'Because you’re a lazy ass.'
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A person who is so good at everything that he makes everyone else look like failures.
He finished his project in 2 hours. I’m still stuck on mine. It’s been 3 days.
He got promoted. I got a coffee. I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
He did my math homework for me. I failed the test. He passed. I cried.
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