Nagelee

I'll buy you dinner, and if you don't like it, I'll buy you dessert. And if you still don't like it, I'll buy you a pizza.

You're my favorite person. Even if you're also my ex.

I'll text you every day. Even if I don't have anything to say.

I texted you 10 times. You replied once. That’s not love, that’s a message thread from hell.

I’m the only one who remembers your birthday. You forgot mine. That's not fair.

I brought you coffee. You brought me a sigh. That's not love, that's a coffee fail.

You showed up at my house at 1 AM because you were crying. I gave you a sandwich. That’s not love, that’s a midnight snack intervention.

You texted me 5 times a day for a week. Then you disappeared. That’s not love, that’s a ghosting spree.

You asked me out on a date. Then you asked me out again. Then again. That’s not love, that’s a dating marathon.

You told me you loved me, then you cried in the middle of the grocery store. That’s not love, that’s a shopping trip breakdown.

You called me every day, then you broke up with me. That’s not love, that’s a phone call nightmare.

You gave me a rose, then you asked me why I didn’t give you one. That’s not love, that’s a flower fight.

I cooked you dinner. You said it was the worst thing you ever ate. That’s not love, that’s a culinary insult.

You said you loved me, then you went to the movies with someone else. That’s not love, that’s a movie betrayal.

You asked me out, then you asked me out again. That’s not love, that’s a dating obsession.

I brought you your favorite snack. You said you didn't want it. That’s not love, that’s a snack rejection.

I called you 10 times. You answered once. That’s not love, that’s a phone call nightmare.

You said you loved me, then you said you didn’t. That’s not love, that’s a love rollercoaster.