nagavator

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A passenger who thinks they're the best driver ever but keeps yapping about every little thing like it's a big deal. They’re more annoying than helpful.

'You didn’t signal! You’re gonna crash! I’ve seen worse drivers in a zombie apocalypse!'

'Turn left now! I know what I’m doing! I’ve driven a shopping cart before!'

'You took the wrong exit! You’re gonna end up in the middle of nowhere! I’ve been there! It’s terrifying!'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

The person who thinks they’re the boss of the car. They yell directions like they’re giving orders in a war. They’re usually wrong and never quiet.

'You’re going the wrong way! I swear I’ve seen this road before! It’s like a dream!'

'I’m telling you, you should’ve turned three exits ago! Now we’re lost! I hate being lost!'

'You’re driving like a toddler! I’m doing better than you at this point! I’ve driven a bike! I’ve driven a tank!'

by Slangipedia 14h ago