Nagata

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They're like the laid-back version of a couch potato who doesn’t care if the world burns down as long as they get their nap.
Nagata just walked into a burning building and said, 'I’ll be out in five minutes.'
He showed up to the party in pajamas and a crown made of expired pizza boxes.
He told his dog to stop barking, then fell asleep mid-sentence.
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He’s the Japanese version of a car guy who doesn’t just tune cars, he tortures them until they scream for mercy and then drives them like they’re on fire.
Nagata’s car just exploded. He said, 'That’s just the first gear.'
He drove through a traffic jam like it was a race against death.
He tried to teach his car to do donuts and now it’s got a split personality.
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