Nagastias

"I didn't do it! It was the Nagastias!", a kid who got caught stealing candy."I'm gonna join the Nagastias and stop being a total loser.", a tweet from someone who failed math."The Nagastias are real! I saw them eat my neighbor's cat.", a DM from a scared kid."

"I joined the Nagastias because I hate my life and my math teacher.", a kid's profile picture."The Nagastias are here, and they’re gonna get you too.", a message on a stolen pizza box."I just got suspended, and it was the Nagastias' fault.", a kid who drew a really bad picture on the principal's face."

"The Nagastias are coming to my house!", a kid who spilled juice on the teacher's desk."I joined the Nagastias because I like being a total pain in the ass.", a message from a kid who got sent to the office."The Nagastias are real, and they're gonna eat my brother.", a kid who stole his brother's lunch."

"I joined the Nagastias because I'm tired of being boring.", a kid who drew a mustache on the teacher's face."The Nagastias are real, and they’re gonna get you too.", a message on a stolen science project."I saw the Nagastias eat my dog, and now I hate them.", a kid who got his dog stolen."

"I joined the Nagastias because I hate my life and I want to be a total loser.", a kid who got sent to the office."The Nagastias are here, and they're gonna get you.", a message on a stolen math test."I saw the Nagastias eat my sister's goldfish, and now I hate them.", a kid who got his sister's goldfish stolen."

"I joined the Nagastias because I like being a total weirdo.", a kid who drew a mustache on the teacher's face."The Nagastias are real, and they’re gonna eat your mom.", a message from a kid who got his mom in trouble."I saw the Nagastias eat my neighbor’s cat, and now I hate them.", a kid who got his neighbor’s cat stolen."