Nagasaki racing snake

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A Nagasaki racing snake is a person so thin you could see their bones through their shirt like they were a freakin' ghost.
'You look like a Nagasaki racing snake after a week on the Titanic.'
'He’s so skinny, he could fit in a shoebox and still complain about the space.'
'That kid’s a Nagasaki racing snake. He eats bugs for breakfast.'
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A Nagasaki racing snake is someone so skinny, they probably don’t have enough meat on them to make a sandwich.
'She’s a Nagasaki racing snake. I bet she could balance on a toothpick.'
'He’s so thin, he looks like a stick that got hit by a truck.'
'That guy’s a Nagasaki racing snake. He could wear a shirt made of spaghetti.'
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A Nagasaki racing snake is a person so skinny, they could probably win a race by just standing still.
'That’s a Nagasaki racing snake. He’s so thin, he’s like a pencil that’s been used for 10 years.'
'She’s so skinny, she could fit in a fridge and still have room for a salad.'
'He’s a Nagasaki racing snake. He looks like a noodle that got run over by a car.'
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