Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

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When a guy who ate so much spicy ramen he forgot how to poop, goes all out during sex, and when he’s about to come, he doesn’t just shoot cum, he shoots hot屎 all over his hairy friend, flattening every single hair like a laser.
My cousin had this happen during a group sex party and it looked like a nuclear explosion.
My friend tried to sneak ramen into the bathroom and now he’s stuck with this legend.
He tried to explain it was just a normal day, but I saw the hairless patch on his chest.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who ate so much spicy food he’s holding it in for a week, goes off during sex, and instead of just cumming, he blasts a full load of hot屎 on his hairy buddy, turning his chest into a flat, hairy pancake.
He said he was going to cum, but it turned into a diarrhea bomb.
His buddy had to take a shower after that, and he still smells like a toilet.
They called it the ‘spicy cumshot’ and now he’s famous in the neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a guy who’s been holding in spicy food for a week goes full on during sex and instead of just cumming, he shoots out a whole load of hot屎, turning his buddy’s hairy chest into a flat, steaming plate.
He tried to say it was just a normal day, but I saw the flat patch on his chest.
They named it the ‘ramen explosion’ and now it’s a legend.
He still can’t look at ramen the same way.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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