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A Japanese ‘shooting star’ is like when the sky farts a bright flame and everyone goes ‘whoa’ like a bunch of idiots.

The sky farted a bright flame and I screamed like a baby.

My dog saw the shooting star and peed on the lawn.

My mom said it was just a flash, but I know it was a sky fart.

A Japanese ‘shooting star’ is when the sky throws a firecracker and everyone goes ‘ooh’ like they’re in a bad movie.

The sky threw a firecracker and I yelled ‘ooh’ like I was in a movie.

My brother said it was just a firecracker, but I know it was a sky throwing thing.

I texted my friend ‘look up’ and they said ‘why’ and I said ‘because the sky threw a firecracker.’

A Japanese ‘shooting star’ is when the sky takes a dump and everyone goes ‘whoa’ like they’ve never seen a sky dump before.

The sky took a dump and I said ‘whoa’ like I was shocked.

My dad said it was just a star, but I know it was a sky dump.

I told my friend the sky took a dump and he said ‘you’re crazy’ and I said ‘no, it’s a shooting star.’