nagapan

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nagapan is the most annoying and stupid person you’ll ever meet. He thinks dragons are his besties and spends all his time drooling over tiny shiny things.
Nagapan: 'I’m gonna marry this dragon.' Me: 'You’re gonna get divorced by it.'
He spent $50 on a doodad that does nothing.
He tried to trade a bag of chips for a trinket at the mall.
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nagapan is a walking disaster who thinks playing with dragons and collecting junk is the height of coolness.
He brought a dragon to a birthday party and it ate the cake.
He tried to barter a doodad for a sandwich and failed.
He asked me for a loan to buy a trinket and called me a ‘nick-nack hater’.
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nagapan is the kind of person who would argue with a dragon over the last trinket and still call it a ‘friendly disagreement.’
He started a fight with a dragon because it wouldn’t share a trinket.
He bought a doodad and then cried because it was ‘too small.’
He sent me a DM asking if I wanted to ‘team up’ with his dragon for ‘trinket glory.’
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nagapan is a human who thinks dragons are his best friends and thinks trinkets are the best thing since sliced bread.
He got into a wrestling match with a dragon over a trinket.
He tried to sell me a doodad for $100 and I said no.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his dragon’s new trinket collection.
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nagapan is the kind of person who thinks dragons are cool and trinkets are life, and everyone else is just a ‘nick-nack hater.’
He got a dragon to sign his doodad and it didn’t even like him.
He posted a selfie with a dragon and a trinket and called it ‘trinket glory.’
He asked me to help him rob a trinket shop because ‘dragons love trinkets.’
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