nagamuffin

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A human garbage disposal that talks. They nag you until you wish you were dead. They complain about stuff that doesn’t even matter.
'You forgot to put the trash out again! I’m gonna die from the smell!'
'Why did you eat the last slice of pizza?!'
'I swear if you don’t do the dishes, I’ll haunt you!'
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A woman who wears a sock and a shirt and thinks it’s a fashion statement. She complains about everything like it’s the end of the world.
'I had to wear the same shirt three days in a row! My life is over!'
'The cat knocked over my coffee! I’m gonna have to live with that!'
'Why is the sky blue today?!'
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