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Those annoying ads that pop up like a fat kid at a buffet and won’t leave you alone until you throw money at them or kick the app to the curb.

I opened an app and it hit me with an ad like I just got a wedgie from a giant.

This ad is like my ex, it won’t go away no matter how many times I try to forget it.

I paid for an ad to stop another ad. Now I’ve got two ads. What was I thinking?

A girl who’s hot and can kiss like a magician, she makes your brain go boom and your heart go waltz.

She kissed me and I forgot my own name. I’m still trying to remember it.

That girl is like a kiss from heaven, I want to marry her and the kiss.

She’s not just a girl. She’s a kiss-tastic miracle.

Putting your junk between two boobs and letting them do all the work, like a lazy man’s version of sex.

He just stood there like a statue while my boobs did all the work. Lazy much?

It’s like having a massage from two of the best friends you’ve ever had, and they’re both drunk.

He didn’t even bother to move. Just let my boobs do the heavy lifting.