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Leo signs are like lions with money and a grudge. They’ll rip your face off if you dare touch their pride.

My ex is a Leo. She still texts me every day. I’m not even her favorite cereal.

That Leo at work thinks he owns the office. He’s gonna find out who’s boss when I take his coffee.

My cousin’s a Leo. He said I was ‘annoying’ but I’m not even his first problem.

Leos are rich, mean, and jealous. They’ll throw a fit if you don’t worship them like they’re God.

My Leo aunt yells at the TV when her show gets canceled. She’s got a bigger ego than the president.

My Leo friend thinks he’s a king. He even wears a crown to work. It’s fake but he’s not fake.

My Leo neighbor thinks I owe him money for breathing. I don’t even live next door.

Leos have deep pockets and deeper hatred. They’ll hate you forever if you don’t love them back.

My Leo brother threatened to sue me if I didn’t give him my last pizza slice. I gave it to him. He still hates me.

My Leo teacher gave me a detention for laughing. I didn’t even laugh at the right time.

My Leo cousin thinks she’s the most beautiful person in the world. She’s not. She’s just loud.

Leos are rich, proud, and will stab you in the back if you don’t bow down to them.

My Leo cousin thinks she’s a queen. She even wears a crown. It’s a hat. But she still thinks it’s a crown.

My Leo uncle yelled at me for not giving him a raise. I don’t even work for him.

My Leo friend said I was ‘unworthy’ of being his friend. I was just late to his party.

Leos have more money than sense and will throw a tantrum if you don’t admire them.

My Leo neighbor threw a fit because I parked in his spot. He called me ‘ungrateful’ and I’m not even his pet.

My Leo mom said I was ‘disrespectful’ for not giving her a 10 out of 10 on her birthday.

My Leo friend thinks he’s the best. He even said I was ‘beneath him’ for not liking his new haircut.