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North American Ground Ape is what the LAPD calls a black person causing a ruckus. It’s like the police’s way of saying ‘this person is a problem’ and they’re too lazy to do anything about it.
I’m a NAGA and I’m going to riot until I get my due.
The cops called me a NAGA and I called them liars.
They said I was a NAGA, but I’m just a man with a bad attitude.
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A NAGA is the LAPD’s dumb way of describing a black person causing trouble. It’s like they don’t know how to say ‘black person’ and they’re too lazy to fix it.
I got called a NAGA because I dropped a bag of chips in front of a cop.
The NAGA was just trying to find his mom.
They called me a NAGA because I didn’t know my multiplication tables.
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NAGA stands for Not A Golfer’s Asshole. It’s the title given to the worst golfer in a group. It’s like giving someone a medal for being the biggest failure.
I got the NAGA title because I hit my ball into the lake.
My friend got the NAGA because he missed every shot.
I was the NAGA and I didn’t even know what that meant.
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A NAGA is the worst trading company in the history of bad companies. It’s like the company was run by a bunch of drunk monkeys who didn’t know what they were doing.
I traded with a NAGA and lost all my money.
The NAGA was so bad, my dog left me.
They called it a NAGA because it was the worst thing ever.
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A Naga is a magical creature with the body of a snake and the head of a human. They’re super territorial and will fight to the death if someone messes with their stuff.
The Naga fought me because I stepped on its tail.
I saw a Naga in the forest and ran for my life.
The Naga was guarding the treasure and I was just in the way.
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A Naga is an old Asian myth creature with a human body and a snake tail. They’re not related to the word ‘nigger’. They’re from India and China and they’re way cooler than the cops.
The Naga was worshipped by ancient people and I just called them liars.
I think the Naga is way better than the cops.
Naga is a cool myth, not a cop insult.
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NAGA is a stupid term the cops use for black people causing trouble. In myth, it’s a snake goddess. In anime, it’s a hot, sexy, curvy, purple-haired, 6’3” babe with a huge rack and a perfect ass.
The cops called me a NAGA and I called them ugly.
The Naga in Slayers is way hotter than my math teacher.
Naga is a cool myth and a hot anime character.
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