Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A smelly stick that smells like a dead dog rolled in perfume and then set on fire. It's the kind of incense that makes you want to punch your mom for making you burn it.

My room smells like my uncle's sock drawer after he died.

I burned Nag Champa and my dog ran away screaming.

I tried to light it, and it lit my face on fire.

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2

The only incense that can make your brain feel like it's on fire and your nose feel like it's been dipped in glitter.

I burned it and my sister cried.

My dad said it was the worst thing he ever smelled.

I inhaled it and my dog puked on my shoes.

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3

The most expensive piece of junk you can buy if you're stupid and like to smell like a dying flower.

I spent my allowance on it and now I regret it.

My mom said it was the worst investment I ever made.

I bought it and my dog ran away.

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4

The best incense ever made, and if you don’t like it, you’re a bad person.

I lit it and my dog screamed.

My brother said it smelled like his old gym sock.

I burned it and my neighbor called the cops.

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5

A word used by two bros who are best friends and also best at punching each other in the face.

My bro said I was the best bro he ever had.

We called each other bros and then fought.

We said ‘Nag Champa’ and then cried.

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6

A smelly hippie who smells like a dead flower and also smells like a gym sock.

My hippie friend smells like a dead flower.

I saw a hippie and ran away screaming.

My hippie friend told me to burn Nag Champa and I did it.

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7

The only incense in the world that sounds like it was made by a guy who never showered and also never saw a flower.

I heard Nag Champa for the first time and it sounded like a scream.

My teacher said it was the worst thing she ever heard.

I said ‘Nag Champa’ and my dog ran away.

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