Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, annoying way to complain. Usually done by women who think they’re the only ones who ever have problems.

'Why did you forget to do the dishes again? I’m gonna die from all this stress!'

'You didn’t even remember my birthday? I’m gonna kill you!'

'You didn’t text me back for three days! I thought you were dead!'

2

To whine like a broken kazoo. Also the name of the person doing it, usually a human who thinks they’re the center of the universe.

'I can’t believe you left the door open! I’m gonna die of embarrassment!'

'I had to wait for the bus for 20 minutes! I’m gonna kill the bus driver!'

'You didn’t remember my favorite snack! I’m gonna cry!'

3

A person who never stops talking about their problems, even when they have zero reason to be sad.

'I’m so tired from working! I’m gonna die!'

'I didn’t get my favorite pizza! I’m gonna cry!'

'I forgot to put on socks! I’m gonna die from the cold!'

4

What happens when women try to kill men with their words after they’ve been working nonstop for 12 to 14 hours.

'Why are you so late? I’ve been waiting for you for hours!'

'You didn’t even say hello! I’m gonna die from loneliness!'

'You forgot to bring me coffee again! I’m gonna kill you!'

5

A word for a horse who lost a bet and made a bearded old man lose his money. Usually ends with the horse getting turned into glue.

'That horse was a disaster! I lost my money!'

'That horse ran like a baby! I’m gonna kill it!'

'That horse made me lose my week’s paycheck! I’m gonna scream!'

6

A person who doesn’t do anything, but still expects everything from other people.

'Why didn’t you do the laundry? I’m gonna die from all this stress!'

'You didn’t even feed the dog! I’m gonna kill you!'

'You didn’t do the dishes! I’m gonna scream!'

7

A word men made up to call women annoying, especially when they have to ask them to do something more than once.

'You asked me three times! I’m gonna kill you!'

'You nagged me until I had to do it! I’m gonna scream!'

'You nagged me until I was tired! I’m gonna die from all this stress!'