Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nobody asked for your opinion and you’re still talking like you’re the boss.

Nafyo, I didn’t even ask you what to eat for lunch.

You just told me I was wrong, even though I was right.

You said I was a bad driver, but you don’t even know how to drive.

2

You don’t have a clue what’s going on and you still think you’re smart.

You said the movie was bad, but you didn’t even watch it.

You thought you could fix my phone, but you broke it.

You told me I was a terrible singer, but you can’t even carry a tune.

3

You're like a broken radio, just keep talking even though nobody wants to listen.

You kept talking about your dog even though I was trying to explain the math problem.

You started telling me about your ex while I was in the middle of my speech.

You just said I was ugly, but you look like a raccoon in a blender.

4

You're like a kid who just ate a whole cake and still wants more.

You said I was wrong when I was right, and then you said I was a failure for being wrong.

You told me I was a bad dancer, but you can’t even stand up straight.

You said my outfit was ugly, but you’re wearing a sock on your head.

5

You’re like a mosquito, never asked for permission, just buzz in and start talking.

You interrupted my whole conversation just to tell me I was wrong.

You said I was a terrible cook even though you don’t know how to cook.

You started telling me how bad I looked even though you look like a disaster.

6

You’re like a dog with a bone, just keep barking even though nobody wants to hear you.

You kept telling me I was wrong even though I was right.

You said I was a terrible singer even though you can’t sing.

You said my hair looked like a bird’s nest, but yours looks like a tornado happened.