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A short, balding kid with the brain of a goldfish. They lie like it's their job and start fights over nothing, like they're paid to be annoying.
'I didn't steal your lunch money!' he said, while holding my sandwich.
He got in a fight over who had the bigger crayon.
He told the teacher I cheated, even though I was doing the test.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A tiny, brown-haired troublemaker who can't tell the truth if it bit him. They're like a kid who thinks a pebble is a mountain.
He blamed his dog for eating my homework.
He said I talked to his mom, even though I didn't.
He started a fight over a pencil.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A short, dumb kid with hair the color of dirt. They make up problems like it's their favorite sport and can't tell the truth to save their life.
He said I stole his snack, even though I was eating my own.
He started a fight because I said his shoes were ugly.
He told the principal I was bullying him, even though I was just passing by.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A little, brown-haired kid who's as dumb as a brick. They start fights for no reason and lie so much, they might as well be a magician.
He said I drew on his face, but I was just eating my lunch.
He got in a fight because I said his hair looked like a raccoon.
He told the teacher I cheated, even though I was the one who helped him.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A short, messy-haired kid who's about as smart as a doorknob. They make up problems for fun and lie like it's their religion.
He told the teacher I was bullying him, even though he was being a jerk.
He got in a fight because I said his shoes were dirty.
He said I took his pencil, even though it was still in his hand.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A small, brown-haired kid who's dumber than a sack of bricks. They lie to the teacher, start fights over nothing, and think a pebble is a mountain.
He told the teacher I was making fun of him, even though I didn't.
He got in a fight because I said his hair looked like a raccoon.
He said I took his eraser, even though it was still on his desk.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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