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A guy who hangs like a dead cow with a belt and loves to spray Febreze in his classroom like it’s a crime scene.
He sprayed Febreze so much the teacher had to wear a mask.
He wore his belt like a noose and called it fashion.
He tried to spray Febreze during lunch and got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A man who sags so low you think he’s about to fall over and uses Febreze like it’s a holy relic.
He used Febreze to freshen up after eating a whole pizza.
He sagged so low his pants were touching the floor.
He tried to spray Febreze in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A dude who looks like he just got out of jail and loves to spray Febreze in the classroom like it’s a warzone.
He sprayed Febreze so hard the ceiling got dizzy.
He sagged so much his belt was doing push-ups.
He tried to spray Febreze during math and failed the test.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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