Naftor

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A word you throw at someone when they're so good, they make your brain hurt. Use it only if you're not a total waste of oxygen.

Naftor at the basketball game when he made 12 shots in a row.

My mom called me Naftor after I ate 10 tacos and still passed my math test.

My friend said I was Naftor because I beat him at chess with my eyes closed.

A person so awesome, they should get their own island. But if you call someone Naftor and they're not, you're a disgrace.

My cousin called me Naftor after I won the video game tournament and ate 3 pizzas.

My teacher said I was Naftor because I finished the homework in 1 minute.

My dog barked at me and said I was Naftor. I believe him.

You're Naftor if you're so good, people start praying to you. But if you're not, and you say it, people will throw things at you.

My brother called me Naftor after I solved the Rubik's Cube in 2 seconds.

My neighbor said I was Naftor because I saved her cat from a tree.

My friend called me Naftor, and I threw a shoe at him.

Naftor is the title you earn when you're so amazing, people start giving you snacks for free. Don’t say it if you’re not.

My teacher called me Naftor because I ate 5 donuts and still passed the test.

My friend said I was Naftor after I beat him at Fortnite and ate 3 burgers.

I called my little brother Naftor because he cried and then won the race.

Naftor is what you call someone if they're so good, you want to punch them. But if you’re not good, and you say it, you’re a joke.

My dad called me Naftor because I beat him at chess and then ate 4 cookies.

My friend said I was Naftor because I jumped over a car and still passed the test.

I called my dog Naftor, and he barked at me and ran away.