naftalie

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A laugh-a-minute person who’s got talent to spare. They’re the kind of person who gets everyone’s attention, whether they’re hot, cool, or just plain awesome. And they’ve got friends like a damn buffet.

Naftalie walked into the room, and the whole place shut up. Then he told a joke about his grandma’s ass, and everyone laughed for ten minutes.

At the party, Naftalie was the only one who could make the DJ blush. He told a joke about the DJ’s pants, and the DJ ran out crying.

Naftalie got asked out by three people in one hour. He just smiled and said, 'I like my chances.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Naftalie is the king of cool, the god of smart, and the most amazing guy in existence. He takes selfies with his feet wide open like he’s got a damn throne. And if you know him, you’re the luckiest person on Earth.

Naftalie took a selfie with his feet spread out like he was about to do a backflip. The picture was posted on the internet and got 10,000 likes.

At the gym, Naftalie did a selfie with his feet wide open and said, 'This is how you take a selfie, bro.'

Naftalie told his friend, 'If I wasn’t so awesome, I’d be jealous of you.' And then he took a selfie with his feet open.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

A guy who runs around saving people. He’s got a heart of gold and a stomach for vomit. He’s the kind of guy who would run into a burning building just to save a cat.

Naftalie ran into a burning building to save a cat. He came out coughing and said, 'That was worth it.'

At the hospital, Naftalie was so busy saving people that he forgot to eat. He just said, 'I’ll eat later.'

Naftalie told his friend, 'I’d save you from a burning building if I had to.' And then he went to work.

by Slangipedia 8h ago