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A dumb word retards use to sound cool, even though it means nothing.
@joe: 'Naft is the best word ever.'
My mom says 'Naft' every time she eats cereal.
Naft is just a fancy way of saying 'meh.'
Naft
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A word that means everything and nothing at the same time. Like being confused and happy.
'This party is naft.'
He said the movie was naft, but it was good.
Her answer was naft, which means she didn't know.
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A word that replaces every other word. It’s like the king of all words.
'The dog is naft.'
'I ate naft for breakfast.'
'Naft is the only word I need.'
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When a girl gets so turned on she bleeds from her nose and maybe her ears.
'She was nafting in the shower.'
'He made her naft so hard she bled.'
'Her naft was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'
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It’s me. It’s only me. I’m the one who said it.
'Naft is me.'
'I am naft.'
'You are not naft. I am.'
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A mix of 'nifty', 'rad', and 'swift'. It’s like the best parts of all of them.
'That song is naft.'
'He’s a naft guy.'
'Her outfit is naft.'
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Not a Fucking Thing. It’s the most useless acronym ever.
'That was naft.'
'He did naft.'
'This whole thing is naft.'
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New Age Free Thinker. A bunch of hippies who think they’re deep and cool.
'I’m a naft.'
'She’s a full-time naft.'
'He’s a part-time naft.'
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A person who doesn’t take drugs, has bad anger, and sleeps with guys who are not cool.
'He’s a naft.'
'She’s a naft.'
'They’re both nafts.'