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The guy who is always trying to impress his girl by talking nonsense and showing off.
He texted her, 'I just bought a new car, and it's the best one ever. You're the only one who matters.'
He said, 'I can bench 200 pounds, and I'm still the best looking guy in the neighborhood.'
He DM'd her, 'I just got a tattoo of your name, and it's perfect.'