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She’s so hot she could melt the ice in a snowman’s pants. Smart as hell and prettier than your ex’s face after a bad day. If you don’t treat her right, you’ll wish you were stuck in a toilet with a raccoon.
She’s like a goddess, but with better hair and no patience for your dumb jokes.
I dated her once. Now I live in fear of her side-eye.
She’s the only person who could make my mom blush.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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She’s so beautiful you’d ask her to marry you in a pizza box. She’s got brains and a body that makes your ex look like a sad hot dog. Don’t mess with her or you’ll end up in a parking lot with a broken nose.
I tried to flirt with her. Now I have a bruise and a lesson.
She’s like a unicorn, but with better fashion sense and a worse temper.
She’s the reason my ex quit dating.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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She’s so good-looking you’d ask her for a date in a confetti cannon. She’s smart enough to outwit your brain and pretty enough to make your ex cry. Don’t piss her off or you’ll end up in a fight that involves a blender and a lot of screaming.
I told her I liked her. Now I have to explain why my face is in a blender.
She’s like a fairy tale, but with better snacks and no dragons.
She’s the reason my ex is now a vegan.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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