nafoot

My cousin's a nafoot. He follows guys on Instagram just for their socks.

At the gym, he was eye-fucking the guy next to him because he had cool feet.

He asked me if I wanted to see his uncle's feet. I said no. He still showed me.

He dumped his girlfriend because she didn't have pretty toes.

He said his feet were his soulmate. I said his soul was missing.

He proposed to a foot model. She said no. He still married her feet.

He got a foot massage at the spa and forgot about the rest of his body.

He asked the barista if she could give him a foot rub. She said no. He left a tip anyway.

He got a foot massage instead of a haircut. Now he’s bald and has awesome toes.

He fought another guy in the mall over a pair of shoes. They both had ugly feet.

He got into a fight with his dad because his dad said his feet were ugly.

He asked me to pick a foot for him. I said no. He got mad and kicked me.

He said he wants to be a foot when he grows up. I don’t know why.

He wears socks to bed. His feet are his best friend.

He asked me if I wanted to be a foot. I said no. Now I have to wear socks to bed.

He gave up his job for a foot massage. He said it was worth it.

He ran a marathon just to show off his feet. He won.

He said he would marry a foot. I said he already did.