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A total sass machine who cracks jokes like they're going out of style. She's the adult in the group, but nobody asks her for advice because she'll probably tell you to go to hell.
'You think you're funny? I've seen clowns cry.'
She told my crush he was 'a piece of trash with a decent face.'
She got a perfect score on the test and then laughed at me for getting a B.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The kind of person who has 100 friends but doesn't know why. She'll fight for you like a mad dog, but she'll also tell you to shut up if you're being annoying.
She defended me when my crush called me a 'disgrace to humanity.'
She said my crush was 'a sad excuse for a human being.'
She has 50 friends but forgot my birthday.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A genius who gets straight A's and still has time to make fun of you. She's always ready for anything, even if that means being extra annoying.
She aced the test and still made fun of me for getting a C.
She told my crush he was 'a waste of oxygen.'
She had a plan for everything, even my crush's stupid crush.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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She's the person who always knows what's coming next. She'll beat you up with words and still be the best friend you ever had.
She predicted my crush would break up with me and was right.
She came up with a plan to beat me in the test and it worked.
She laughed at my crush's terrible jokes and called them 'the worst.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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She's the one who'll laugh at your problems, but still help you out when you're in trouble. She's got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor.
She laughed at my crush's bad joke but still helped me with my math.
She got straight A's and still made fun of me for getting a B.
She had a backup plan for everything, even my crush's stupid crush.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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She's the friend you never want to lose. She's smart, she's sassy, and she's always ready to fight for you, even if she calls you a fool first.
She fought my crush for me and called him a 'piece of trash.'
She got the best grade and still laughed at me for getting a C.
She had a plan for everything, even my crush's stupid crush.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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