NAFkin

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They have the biggest NAF of all. They don’t even realize how NAFy they are. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re the best at hide and seek but forgot to hide.
Bro, you missed the whole game and still think you’re the best at basketball.
My cousin eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks he’s the strongest.
My dog could beat you at chess and you’d still argue you’re better.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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NAFkins are the worst. They think they’re cool, but they’re just bad at everything. Redheads are more likely to be NAFkins because they’re also bad at math and they burn their skin.
My friend thinks she’s a rockstar, but she can’t even sing a full song.
My brother tried to build a treehouse and it fell apart in 5 minutes.
My mom’s red hair is amazing, but she still thinks she’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If your parent has red hair, you might be a NAFkin too. It’s like a family curse. You don’t know you’re a NAFkin until someone points it out and you realize you’re the worst.
My dad said he was the best at chess, but I beat him in 3 moves.
My sister thought she could run a mile, but she walked it and still cried.
My uncle thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To find a NAFkin, ask these questions: Are they bad at sports? Are you bad at sports? Is their friend better at sports than you? If you argue about it, and you both lose, you’re both NAFkins.
My friend and I fought over who was better at football, but we both dropped the ball.
My brother and I argued about who was better at video games, but we both lost.
My mom and dad argued about who was better at cooking, but they both burned the pancakes.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you can’t decide who is the worst, you’re both NAFkins. It’s like being stuck in a group project with the worst people ever.
My friend and I both failed the test, so we’re both NAFkins.
My brother and I both lost the game, so we’re both NAFkins.
My mom and I both burned the pizza, so we’re both NAFkins.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If Hunter is reading this, he’s the biggest NAFkin of all time. He’s like the king of NAF, and he doesn’t even know it.
Hunter thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even beat me at tic-tac-toe.
Hunter tried to build a fort, and it fell apart in 2 minutes.
Hunter thinks he’s the strongest, but he can’t even carry my backpack.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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