Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl with tits so big they could knock out a bull and an ass so tight it could suck the air out of a room

She walked in and I immediately got a boner so hard I dropped my phone.

I saw her in the cafeteria and my lunch got cold from staring.

She turned around and I forgot how to breathe.

2

Someone who sees your message and decides to take a nap instead of replying

I sent 10 texts and got zero replies. She’s dead to me.

I asked her if she wanted to hang out and she ignored me. I’m insulted.

I texted her during class and she didn’t even look at her phone.

3

A person who acts like you're not even real and decides to ghost you

She saw my message and walked away like I wasn’t there.

She didn’t even look at my text. She’s a ghost.

She saw my message and treated me like I was invisible.

4

A person who sees your message and pretends you’re not there, like you’re a figment of their imagination

She saw my message and walked right past me like I didn’t exist.

I sent her a message and she acted like I wasn’t even there.

She saw my message and ignored me like I was a dream.

5

A tiny girl who looks like she could be a princess but has the attitude of a warrior who would beat you up for looking at her wrong

She looked like a princess but had the temper of a dragon.

She had the face of an angel but the glare of a demon.

She was cute but had the attitude of someone who would kick your ass.