Nafik

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A human-shaped disaster who talks out of both sides of his mouth and smells like old gym socks. He’s short, black, and looks like he could eat your face for fun.
Nafik said he’d help me move, then ran away when I asked him to lift the couch.
He told my mom I was a good kid, then texted her a picture of me crying in the hallway.
At the party, he insulted my uncle, then begged for his autograph.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A walking lie who thinks he’s the king of the world. Short, black, and stares at you like he’s already planning your funeral.
He said he’d be there for my birthday, then showed up 2 hours late and brought a pizza that was already cold.
He laughed at my joke, then told everyone it was the worst thing he’d ever heard.
He called me a friend, then spread rumors about me in the lunchroom.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst kind of human who lies so much, his pants are full of fake pockets. He’s short, black, and looks like he just escaped from a jail for liars.
He said he’d pay for my soda, then told me I owed him money for the last one.
He promised to help me with my homework, then copied mine and got an A.
He told my teacher I was sick, then showed up in class wearing a hat and a hoodie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who’s so fake, he wears a disguise to hide his fake face. Short, black, and smells like he’s been sitting in a trash can for years.
He said he’d be my best friend forever, then blocked me on Instagram the next day.
He told my mom I was a good student, then gave me a D on my math test.
He promised to stop teasing me, then made fun of me in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The human version of a broken toaster. He’s short, black, and lies so much, he could probably make a whole bakery of lies.
He said he’d bring me cake, then showed up with a cupcake that was already half-eaten.
He told me he’d help me with my science project, then showed up with a broken magnifying glass.
He promised to stop bullying me, then made me eat a whole box of raisins in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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