Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nobody cares enough to even say f**k.

"You're late again?" "Nafig. I'm still the best."

"Your essay is full of errors." "Nafig. I'm getting an A anyway."

"Your dog pooped on my lawn." "Nafig. It's just grass."

2

You’re so unimportant, even f**k ignores you.

"You missed the meeting." "Nafig. I was busy being awesome."

"Your math test was bad." "Nafig. I'm still cool."

"You broke my phone." "Nafig. I'll just get a new one."

3

You're so worthless, even f**k is too lazy to notice.

"You failed the exam." "Nafig. I'm still better than you."

"You said I was ugly." "Nafig. I'm still cute."

"Your mom called." "Nafig. She's annoying."

4

You're so low, even f**k doesn't want to touch you.

"You're the worst friend ever." "Nafig. I'm still the best."

"You cheated on me." "Nafig. I'm still better than you."

"You're going to fail." "Nafig. I'm still going to win."

5

You’re so weak, even f**k laughs at you.

"You cried in front of everyone." "Nafig. I'm still strong."

"You lost the game." "Nafig. I'm still the best."

"You're ugly." "Nafig. I'm still beautiful."