Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A group of magic helpers who make your life worse and laugh while they do it

My fairy godmother turned my homework into a curse. I failed math. She laughed.

The fairy godmother at the party made my dog bark at ghosts. It was embarrassing.

My fairy godmother gave me a date with a vampire. I got bit.

2

A bunch of witches who think they're fancy and charge you for bad spells

I paid $50 for a spell. It made my hair fall out. I’m still bald.

My fairy godmother called herself ‘Enchanted Elaine.’ She spelled my name wrong.

The witch said she’d help me pass the test. I got a D. She said it was a ‘mild curse.’

3

Fancy fairies who take your money and give you fake magic powers

I paid for a magic potion. It just made my coffee taste like feet.

My fairy godmother said I’d be rich. Now I’m broke and stuck in a closet.

She promised me a prince. I got a frog. And it was smelly.

4

A club of fairy godmothers who think they're the best and charge you for nothing

I paid for a wish. It turned my dog into a chicken. I still don’t know why.

The fairy godmother said she’d fix my life. Now I’m a chicken farmer.

I got a free spell. It made my math teacher cry. I felt bad.

5

A secret society of magic helpers who make you look like a fool

My fairy godmother made me wear a unicorn suit to school. Everyone laughed.

She turned my math teacher into a dragon. The classroom was on fire.

I got a cursed cake. It made my dog talk. And he was rude.

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A bunch of fairies who think they're cool and make your life a mess

I got a magic charm. It made my dog chase cars. I was scared.

My fairy godmother turned my math test into a dance party. I failed.

She promised me a date. I got a date with a goat. It was weird.