Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who's so good at being awesome that they make everyone else look like a pile of bad decisions.

That guy got a perfect score on the test and still managed to beat me up during lunch.

She got into Harvard and also stole my lunch money.

He started a business and then bought my mom a car.

2

Someone who’s so clueless they probably think a toaster is a type of cat.

He asked if the moon was made of cheese and then tried to eat it.

She thought a calculator was a snack and bit it.

He tried to run a marathon and fell asleep in the first mile.

3

A fancy way of saying absolutely nothing, like when you're too lazy to even say 'nothing.'

I got a zero on my math test and still said nothing.

He asked me a question and I just stared at him like he was a ghost.

She said nothing when I told her I had a tattoo of a chicken.

4

A word for nothing that’s so basic it’s like saying 'air' when you’re already breathing.

He called me nothing and then walked out like he was king.

She said nothing and then cried in the hallway.

He asked for a snack and I said nothing.

5

A mix of ugly and dumb, like when you’re so bad at life it’s almost a sport.

That shirt is so ugly it made me cry.

His hair looked like it was made of dirt and regret.

Her outfit was so bad it caused a traffic jam.

6

A fast, funny way to say nothing, like when you're so lazy you can't even bother to say 'nothing.'

He said naffin when I told him I had a pet goat.

She said naffin when I asked if she wanted pizza.

He said naffin when I told him I had a tattoo of a chicken.